面白いって言いたいのに 言えないなんてつまらないでしょ
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via versaceslut)

clictator:

It’s a metaphor
yungbussy:

rip lily allen =(

foxfamilyfeatures:

our trans+ deluxe package contains regular trans, the trans artbook, the trans soundtrack and the trans DLC 

(via voxaphone)

stability:

A part time teacher part time stripper named Miss B. Haven

(Source: stability, via duhsparagus)

jalapussypoppers:

not gonna argue with that

i-guess-you-could-say-i:

When you find out he’s hung

image

(via biancadelreadahoe)

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.